Are there any washing instructions?

Are there any washing instructions?

Yes, our clothes are made from the highest quality materials and need to be beaten over rocks, scrubbed with abrasive sand or stone, and pounded underfoot or with wooden implements to be cleaned. They must then be hung dry on a wire, but only between the hours of 8 am and 9:15 am. Otherwise, you run the risk of sun damaging your clothing. We designed the cleaning process to be as frustrating and inconvenient as possible.
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